The Drop
BDFL Week 7
Eight straight results and counting
Bidet Boys traded Quinshon Judkins for KC Concepcion and cut Concepcion the following Wednesday. Judkins put up 24.4 against them in a 4.85-point loss.
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Held on
def. Bidet Boys 178.55 to 173.70
Ashton Jeanty (29.6) and Malik Nabers (27.1) backed him up. Tee Higgins (34.8) and Bucky Irving (27) gave Bidet Boys the third-best score of the week, and Caleb Williams scored 31.2 on their bench. Starting him over Jordan Love would have won it.
Four straight
def. bhitt24 154.30 to 115.05
Christian McCaffrey (28) and Blake Corum (18.1) did the rest, and the lineup left two-tenths of a point on the bench. Puka Nacua (29.8) and Matthew Stafford (25.45) led bhitt24, with Bo Nix (30.4) on the bench.
Wipeout
def. Sacks & Muffs 195.30 to 97.25
Dak Prescott (31.4) and Drake London (26.6) led the top score of the week. Josh Jacobs (25.1), in his first start of the season, was the only Sacks & Muffs starter over 20.
Half credit
def. Colorado Bulldogs 150.80 to 138.45
Rhamondre Stevenson (27.5) and Ja'Marr Chase (22.2) helped. Drake Maye (36.65) and CeeDee Lamb (29.4) led Colorado, now 1-6 head to head. Tony Pollard (41.5) and Joe Burrow (39.8) sat on the jerryjonesmonies bench, and that cost them the median.
By 1.70
def. First Down Syndrome 153.65 to 151.95
Tre Tucker (28.3) and Kirk Cousins (27.35) did the rest. Amon-Ra St. Brown (35.2) and Luther Burden (29.7) led First Down Syndrome, who also missed the median by 0.85.
arrows = moves since Week 6
playoff line. velvet rope. no entry.
playoff odds, change since last week
40,000 simulated seasons, built from every team's scoring so far and pulled toward the league average. Top six make it, top two get a bye, ties go to points for.
coin-flip line
what the schedule did to you
Each week's finish, from 1st to 10th. All-play is your record if you had played all nine other teams every week. Luck is your head-to-head wins minus what all-play says you should have.
| Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | All-play | H2H | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TTT | 5 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 44-19 | 4-3 | -0.9 wins |
| First Down Syndrome | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 6 | 38-25 | 4-3 | -0.2 wins |
| TERMINABERS | 8 | 10 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 33-30 | 4-3 | +0.3 wins |
| 21 inches soft | 6 | 9 | 9 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 5 | 24-39 | 5-2 | +2.3 wins |
| Bidet Boys | 2 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 36-27 | 3-4 | -1.0 wins |
| bhitt24 | 3 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 30-33 | 4-3 | +0.7 wins |
| Red(zone) Rockets | 9 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 28-35 | 4-3 | +0.9 wins |
| Sacks & Muffs | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 30-33 | 3-4 | -0.3 wins |
| jerryjonesmonies | 10 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 10 | 7 | 19-44 | 3-4 | +0.9 wins |
| Colorado Bulldogs | 7 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 33-30 | 1-6 | -2.7 wins |
Blue: top half, wins the median.Red: bottom half.
Colorado Bulldogs. Above .500 in all-play at 33-30, and 1-6 head to head.
21 inches soft. Best head-to-head record in the league at 5-2, and the second-worst all-play record.
TTT is 7-0 against the median. Every other team has lost it at least three times.
win chances from the same 40,000 seasons
Last week's report card
1-4
Madame Waiverina came back from leave and matched the intern. Her one hit was the coin flip, TTT over Sacks & Muffs. Her surest call, Colorado at 65%, lost, and she picked against the editor for the fourth straight week.
Game of the week
Pick: TERMINABERS
For the first time this season, the model takes TERMINABERS. Barely.
Pick: Bidet Boys
Bidet Boys have scored 130 more points this season.
Pick: TTT
Her most confident call of the week. Her most confident call last week lost.
Pick: Colorado Bulldogs
Colorado have lost six straight results, Sacks & Muffs nine. One of those streaks ends this week.
Pick: First Down Syndrome
The closest call on the board.
the waiver wire since last issue
Four bids, one receiverOmar Cooper Jr. drew four claims. TTT and jerryjonesmonies both bid $11, and TTT got him, with Rashod Bateman as the drop. TERMINABERS offered $7 and Colorado Bulldogs $3.
Big spender$22 for Dameon Pierce, the biggest bid since the last issue. Jake Ferguson out. 21 inches soft.
Nine-hour stayRyan Flournoy in for Wan'Dale Robinson on Wednesday night, then out for Mike Washington Jr. nine hours later. DeMario Douglas in for $6, Devaughn Vele out. TERMINABERS.
Second time aroundTyler Higbee is back, one issue after being dropped for Rome Odunze. Terry McLaurin made room. jerryjonesmonies.
Tight end marketKyle Pitts for $9, ahead of a $6 claim from jerryjonesmonies. Pat Freiermuth, added that Sunday, out. Chris Godwin, a failed claim last issue, in for Courtland Sutton. Colorado Bulldogs.
Like for likeMichael Mayer for $3, Harold Fannin Jr. out. Bidet Boys.
ReleasedAlvin Kamara, cut Sunday morning by jerryjonesmonies. Davante Adams, cut by Sacks & Muffs for Tyrone Tracy Jr.