Six straight
TERMINABERS
def. Colorado Bulldogs 170.40 to 149.95
Isaiah Likely (29.9) and Ashton Jeanty (19.8) backed him up. Germie Bernard (36.7) and CeeDee Lamb (25) kept Colorado close for a while.
The Drop
BDFL Week 6
Six straight results put TERMINABERS back at .500
TERMINABERS turn 0–6 into 6–6. The league’s easiest win has become everybody’s problem.
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Six straight
def. Colorado Bulldogs 170.40 to 149.95
Isaiah Likely (29.9) and Ashton Jeanty (19.8) backed him up. Germie Bernard (36.7) and CeeDee Lamb (25) kept Colorado close for a while.
Worst to first
def. Bidet Boys 185.20 to 125.20
Jaxon Smith-Njigba (39.4) and Keenan Allen (24.2) turned the lowest score of Week 5 into the highest of Week 6. D'Andre Swift (27) and Jordan Love (25) were Bidet's best.
Rout
def. jerryjonesmonies 154.30 to 79.95
Matthew Golden (30.4) led TTT and George Kittle added 22.9. Josh Allen (24.85) did his part for jerryjonesmonies. Tyler Warren, a 28.4 a week ago, scored zero, and four other starters stayed under 10.
Skid over
def. Sacks & Muffs 154.50 to 143.15
Luther Burden (25.5) and Emeka Egbuka (24.8) did the rest. Last week's game of the week goes to First Down Syndrome. Kenneth Walker (31.9) and Bryce Young (26.65) led Sacks & Muffs.
Upset
def. bhitt24 151.85 to 121.30
Kirk Cousins (27.65) and James Cook (27.3) did the rest. bhitt24's run of 208s ended hard: Matthew Stafford (23.1) and Puka Nacua (20) led a lineup with nobody over 25.
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playoff odds, change since last week
40,000 simulated seasons, built from every team's scoring so far and pulled toward the league average. Top six make it, top two get a bye, ties go to points for.
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what the schedule did to you
Each week's finish, from 1st to 10th. All-play is your record if you had played all nine other teams every week. Luck is your head-to-head wins minus what all-play says you should have.
| Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | All-play | H2H | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TTT | 5 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 35-19 | 3-3 | -0.9 wins |
| First Down Syndrome | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 34-20 | 4-2 | +0.2 wins |
| bhitt24 | 3 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 29-25 | 4-2 | +0.8 wins |
| Bidet Boys | 2 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 29-25 | 3-3 | -0.2 wins |
| TERMINABERS | 8 | 10 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 25-29 | 3-3 | +0.2 wins |
| 21 inches soft | 6 | 9 | 9 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 19-35 | 4-2 | +1.9 wins |
| Sacks & Muffs | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 30-24 | 3-3 | -0.3 wins |
| Red(zone) Rockets | 9 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 1 | 22-32 | 3-3 | +0.6 wins |
| Colorado Bulldogs | 7 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 31-23 | 1-5 | -2.4 wins |
| jerryjonesmonies | 10 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 10 | 16-38 | 2-4 | +0.2 wins |
Blue: top half, wins the median.Red: bottom half.
Colorado Bulldogs. Third-best all-play record in the league and 1-5 head to head. All-play says they should have about three and a half wins.
21 inches soft. Ninth in all-play and 4-2 head to head. Still nobody getting more out of less.
TTT is 6-0 against the median. They've finished first once and fourth or fifth in every other week.
win chances from the same 40,000 seasons
Last week's report card
1-4
Her intern's only hit was TTT over jerryjonesmonies, which nobody needed help with. The most confident call missed, and so did the pick against the editor. The intern has been let go. Madame Waiverina is back from leave.
Game of the week
Pick: TTT
First place against the second-highest scorer in the league, who hasn't won a result since Week 3. The closest call on the board.
Pick: Bidet Boys
Trade partners meet a week after the trade. The intern picked against us last week. Madame Waiverina is doing it again. Bold.
Pick: bhitt24
The math still likes the surgeon, even after a week like that.
Pick: Colorado Bulldogs
Her most confident call of the week. The intern said the same thing last week.
Pick: First Down Syndrome
The luckiest team in the league against the math. The math says luck runs out.
the waiver wire since last issue
Quarterback carouselJayden Daniels for $13, replacing last week's $13 quarterback, Jacoby Brissett. C.J. Stroud for $4. Jalen Hurts released Saturday. TERMINABERS.
First trade of the seasonKC Concepcion: dropped Thursday, claimed back for $0 Friday night, traded Saturday to Bidet Boys for Quinshon Judkins. TERMINABERS and Bidet Boys.
One for sevenClaims on Jayden Daniels, Brenton Strange (twice), Wan'Dale Robinson, Chris Godwin and Rome Odunze all fell through. Germie Bernard for $3 did not. Colorado Bulldogs.
BoomerangDropped Tyler Allgeier in Week 5. Picked up Dontayvion Wicks, a TERMINABERS castoff, on Thursday. Dropped Wicks Sunday morning to take Allgeier back. First Down Syndrome.
Return policyJ.K. Dobbins back for $4, a week after being dropped for T.J. Hockenson. Blake Corum in, AJ Barner out. Red(zone) Rockets.
Four-minute holdAdded Tyler Higbee, then four minutes later put in a $2 claim on Rome Odunze with Higbee as the drop. It went through. Bidet Boys had let Odunze go for Brenton Strange ($9). jerryjonesmonies.
One-week staysRoman Wilson lasted a week before Dallas Goedert ($11) replaced him on bhitt24. Mike Gesicki lasted a week before Kendrick Bourne ($4) replaced him on Sacks & Muffs.
Runner-upPut in $5 for Jayden Daniels. He went to TERMINABERS for $13. TTT.